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You think it's all about you, don't you? I don't want you. I never wanted you. I want Him. Everyone else is just in the way...So, let's get down to business or brass tacks or whatever colloquialism works for you. I have plenty to say and plenty of time: The Road to Hell is only the beginning. If you're interested in learning the real story, read on; if not, well, I'll see you soon.- L","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68281827360991,"sku":"9781735011400","price":39.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/60EtXlVUbk9781735011400.webp?v=1792763465"},{"product_id":"come-hell-or-high-water-the-book-of-raphael-hardcover","title":"Come Hell or High Water: The Book of Raphael - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell well well. Look who's back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI told you my story had everything you'd love, didn't I? War, blood, betrayal. Did I disappoint? Despite what you may think about me, I'll never lie to you. I don't have to: the truth is far more compelling. And The Road to Hell is only the beginning. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo where were we? The war in Heaven is over; the damned souls have fallen. All is as it should be, right? Wrong. Heaven is a fractured, broken husk. The Host is silent. The angels do not sing. The Father does not speak. All of it is frozen. Dying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept for Michael. Michael the Archangel is busy hunting. Everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf that's not enough, there's always Hell and, friends, Hell is horrible. It is a living cauldron of agony that engulfs the damned and burns them for eternity. The skies fill with their screams. And in the midst of all this chaos is me. But don't despair: I'll be alright. What you call damnation, I call a means to an end. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA means to The End.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMake no mistake, despite the Father's newfound love for his mongrels, the end is coming. And He's going to end it. You see, fear is a weapon and I know how to use it. I know what scares you. 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It was only the beginning. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow the war in Heaven is over; the damned souls have fallen. All is as it should be. But Heaven is a fractured, broken husk. The Host is silent. The angels do not sing. The Father does not speak. All of it is frozen. Dying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept for Michael. Michael the Archangel is busy hunting. Everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd I'm in Hell.This horrible place is a living cauldron of agony that engulfs the damned and burns them for eternity. And in the midst of all this chaos is me. But don't despair: this is just a means to an end. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA means to The End.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Father made a mistake and I'm going to make Him end it. Because I know what scares the Father. 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