{"title":"Cleo White","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"revelation-paperback","title":"Revelation - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnce upon a time, there was a princess locked in a tower, guarded by an obnoxiously attractive dragon with a superiority complex.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHer crime, you may ask?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA single, topless, crowd-surfing incident. Which was photographed, published by multiple news outlets, and \"jeopardized\" her father's high profile election campaign.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFaced with the threat of being cut off-and forced to rely on her non-existent life skills-the princess had little choice but to accept her punishment: house arrest at the family estate for the duration of the campaign.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA campaign which will last eight. Freaking. Months.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs if all this wasn't terrible enough, the princess's only company-the dragon-was even more unpleasant than the punishment itself. He hated her at first sight; most likely for the crime of being pretty, and rich, and way better than him at literally everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMean, condescending, and a total turd, the dragon seemed to want nothing more than to assert his authority over the princess. She believed-quite rightly-that being insanely hot doesn't give you the right to treat people that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt wasn't long before the princess decided her only recourse... was war.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50101902672095,"sku":"9798995567400","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/53o0BqC-5q9798995567400.webp?v=1781075857"}],"url":"https:\/\/blackandbarhe.com\/collections\/cleo-white.oembed","provider":"Black \u0026 Barhe Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}