{"title":"Darcy Miller","description":"Darcy Miller is the author of several children's books, including Roll and Margot and Mateo Save the World. Her Strangeville School series has appeared on multiple state awards lists and been praised by Kirkus Reviews as \"wonderfully weird and extremely entertaining.\" I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) is Darcy's first novel for teens. She lives in Wisconsin with her two children, her librarian husband, and way too many pets.","products":[{"product_id":"i-am-not-a-vampire-anymore-hardcover","title":"I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBeing a teenager bites--literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eHer past is back for blood.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy goals for senior year were simple: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFind a prom dress I don't hate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even \u003ci\u003emore \u003c\/i\u003eamazing best friend Sarita)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaybe try not to flunk history class\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy plans did NOT include: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBabysitting a newborn vampire--who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFighting off my ex-boyfriend--who did I mention is immortal?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, \u003ci\u003enothing \u003c\/i\u003ehas been normal. What's worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAward-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50573907919071,"sku":"9780593903162","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/zZvErOod_W9780593903162.webp?v=1784199351"}],"url":"https:\/\/blackandbarhe.com\/collections\/darcy-miller.oembed","provider":"Black \u0026 Barhe Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}