{"title":"Elisabeth Saake","description":"A lifetime lover of books, Elisabeth Saake has devoted most of her working life to publishing. She began her career as an editorial assistant at a New York literary agency before realizing the Big Apple was just a bit too big for her small-town heart. She's been lucky to remain in various roles within book publishing while moving to progressively smaller towns ever since. She is the co-author of Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts and the author of Tchotchkes and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts and P is for Perimenopause. Elisabeth is a creek lover and a podcast devotee. She lives in Chico, CA, with her husband, two sons, and an assortment of disturbed tchotchkes and disgruntled houseplants.","products":[{"product_id":"houseplants-and-their-f-cked-up-thoughts-p-s-they-hate-you-hardcover","title":"Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S., They Hate You - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDiscover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky little gift book--a delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side-eyes from their green companions.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe... things are a little more twisted. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ci\u003eHouseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts\u003c\/i\u003e is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking--and it's not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants--and suspects they're talking back. With sharp captions and vibrant plant portraits, it's the ultimate present for the plant parent, plant killer, or green-thumbed goddess in your life. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Just because your plants can't speak doesn't mean they don't have a lot to say. Open this book... if you dare.","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51409404362975,"sku":"9781951412036","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/ncUQUPV00b9781951412036.webp?v=1789617535"}],"url":"https:\/\/blackandbarhe.com\/collections\/elisabeth-saake.oembed","provider":"Black \u0026 Barhe Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}