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With titles like \"Who Is That on Your Lap?,\" \"This Is My Chair,\" \"Kneel Before Me,\" \"Nudge,\" and \"Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs,\" the poems collected in \u003ci\u003eI Could Pee on This\u003c\/i\u003e perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e With photos of the cat \"authors\" throughout, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their wackiest and most exasperating (but always lovable). IDEAL CAT GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: For that \"crazy cat lady\" or \"cat mom\/dad\" in your life, this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with their pet. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e COMIC GEMS FOR ADULTS: The sublimely funny jokes within these poems will appeal to men and women of all ages but some of the kitty authors' language may be a bit salty for kids. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike.Perfect for: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Cat ladies, cat gentlemen, and anyone who aspires to visit CatCon one day \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Fans of dad jokes, Shel Silverstein books and other funny poem writers, and bad kitty behavior in general \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Go-to gift for birthday, holiday, anniversary, Mother's Day for cat moms, Father's Day for cat dads, or pet adoption congratulations \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51375557804255,"sku":"9781452110585","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/Q4E5B0t_uW9781452110585.webp?v=1789203730"},{"product_id":"you-need-more-sleep-advice-from-cats-hardcover","title":"You Need More Sleep: Advice from Cats - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. 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