{"title":"Lola Faust","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"fifty-shades-of-gorgosaur-paperback","title":"Fifty Shades of Gorgosaur - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn office romance... with teeth!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"If you're looking for something sexy, hilarious, and utterly unlike anything you've read before, \u003ci\u003eFifty Shades of Gorgosaur\u003c\/i\u003e will sink its teeth into you and never let go. You'll be roaring with laughter-and maybe blushing-long after you turn the final page.\" \u003ci\u003e-CadmanReads\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAlessandra Ironside has three goals in life: escape her tiny apartment, stop eating ramen for dinner, and finally live her \"thriving girlboss\" era. So when she lands a high-paying job as the assistant to billionaire CEO Tristan Black, she thinks she's made it. Sure, the man is colder than a boardroom AC set to Arctic, and the job involves bizarre tasks like dusting creepy dinosaur skulls and \"delivering the goat.\" But hey, a win's a win. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eExcept... Tristan Black isn't your typical workaholic billionaire. He's a predator. A literal one. Like, scales, claws, and a jawline designed to devour (and not just in the sexy metaphorical way). Yes, Alessandra's boss is a beast-specifically, a Gorgosaurus with a hunger for meat, world domination and possibly... her? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow Alessandra is knee-deep in confusing spreadsheets, way-too-intense eye contact, and a prehistoric attraction she can't explain. She knows workplace romances are messy, but what about workplace romances with a Cretaceous apex predator? When the lines between personal assistant and potential mate start to blur, Alessandra must decide if she's ready to risk it all-her job, her sanity, and maybe her heart-for a boss who's just as wild as he is dangerous. When it comes to dinosaurs, love isn't extinct-it's just... complicated. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eLola Faust\u003c\/b\u003e is the reigning queen of dino-romance, bringing razor-sharp wit, absurdly hot tension, and just a hint of prehistoric danger to every story. When she's not writing about billionaires with scales, she's likely over-caffeinated and explaining Jurassic Park fan theories to anyone who'll listen. She is the author of \u003ci\u003eWet Hot Allosaurus Summer, Triceratops and Bottoms\u003c\/i\u003e, and many more primeval romances. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eGoodreads Goes Gaga for Gorgosaur: \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is next-level. She takes everything we know about billionaire romance tropes and throws in a gorgosaur, and somehow, SOMEHOW, it works. -L Powers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI laughed so hard I fell out of bed (I'm not kidding, I really did). -Rian\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI honestly can't believe how much I enjoyed this book. This is the first book I've read by Lola Faust and I was not disappointed. -Kaitlin\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShort, hot, creative, not too traumatizing. Could have done without the goat though. --LadyBreww\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't judge me, but this was hot\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50103809867999,"sku":"9798300193157","price":13.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/AF7RYBQfh39798300193157.webp?v=1781097676"},{"product_id":"wet-hot-allosaurus-summer-paperback","title":"Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"A whole world of romance: erotic novels where humans and dinosaurs are f******, and it's so rad.\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e-Devendra Banhart\u003cbr\u003e★★★★★ \u003cb\u003e\"Exactly what you think it is!\"\u003c\/b\u003e - Reader review\u003cbr\u003e★ \u003cb\u003e\"Oh my dear lord. Tiktok sent me here and now my life is worse for it\"\u003c\/b\u003e - Reader review\u003cbr\u003e★★★★★ \u003cb\u003e\"I got this for my wife as a Valentine's day gag. We both got super high and read it out loud together. Better times are rarely had lol\" \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e- Another reader review\u003cbr\u003e___\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTanis was a simple country girl, desperate to escape life on the farm!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig Al was everything she was lusting for... a sexy bad boy carnosaur from the wrong side of the food chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWould their forbidden love tear her family-- or her flesh-- apart?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin Tanis and Big Al on an erotic saurian odyssey guaranteed to tease and titillate on a Jurassic scale, with this handsome, gorgeous paperback, suitable for gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eCONTAINS EXPLICIT STEAMY CONTENT! ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrab your copy now and get in on the wet hot action! Also check out Lola Faust's other great titles such as \u003ci\u003eTriceratops \u0026amp; Bottoms, Tyrannosaurus Sext\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eHow Stego Got His Groove Back.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eGoodreads critics can't get enough of Lola Faust's dinosaur romance: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ean absolutely wild book of short stories --\u003ci\u003eSydnie\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI don't know that I'll be able to look at a Triceratops the same way. \u003ci\u003e--Bobbijoreads\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDo I question my sanity? Yes. Did I laugh myself into tears? Also, yes. Do I regret it? No. -\u003ci\u003e-Jennifer Colvin\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eok, maybe you just need to read it for yourself. There, I said it. Go and read it. -\u003ci\u003e-ag\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis book also shows that language does not have to be a barrier when you have a deep connection and there is still consent given before every romantic encounter which is very important. \u003ci\u003e--AliciaCaesar\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ethis is smutty...four flames for smut! \u003ci\u003e--Hillary\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe subject matter was vile ...having said that I still think others should read it so I don't feel so alone in my depravity! --\u003ci\u003eZara Harper\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50103944085727,"sku":"9798682280384","price":14.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/nv121YbtMB9798682280384.webp?v=1781099796"},{"product_id":"how-stego-got-his-groove-back-paperback","title":"How Stego Got His Groove Back - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Pure dino erotica fun! I'll happily read any of Lola's dino porn. I guess it's my thing now.\u003c\/i\u003e\" \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e- reader review\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e★★★★★ \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Exactly what you think it is!\" - \u003c\/b\u003eReader review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e★ \"Oh my dear lord. Tiktok sent me here and now my life is worse for it\" \u003c\/b\u003e- Reader review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e★★★★★ \"I got this for my wife as a Valentine's day gag. We both got super high and read it out loud together. Better times are rarely had lol\" \u003c\/b\u003e- Another reader review\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eA sexy geologist. A lonely stegosaur. Sometimes to find love you have to break all the rules...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBeautiful geologist Annabelle struggles with human connection. But when she finds herself assigned to a quarry worked by a crew of revivified dinosaurs, she discovers it may not be a \u003ci\u003ehuman\u003c\/i\u003e connection she's searching for after all. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is a 5000 word story, with two bonus tales included... Tyrannosaurus Sext and Mile High Pterodactyl Club. \u003cb\u003eWarning: explicit dinosaur love action is NOT for children! \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAdvance Praise from Goodreads critics: \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis might be the most ridiculous thing I have ever read in my entire life. \u003c\/b\u003e-Melissa Clark\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003epure dino erotica fun!\u003c\/b\u003e -Ryann Rice\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eLola are you okay, genuinely concerned anyones thought this much about how sex with dinosaurs would work. \u003c\/b\u003e-Amelia Louise Price\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eVery well written \u003c\/b\u003e-Krissy Brinn\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eHonestly how can you not love this \u003c\/b\u003e-Tabitha\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you want more hot sexy dinos, check out Lola Faust's other dinorotica, including the super steamy paperback \u003ci\u003eWet Hot Allosaurus Summer\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe critics love Lola Faust's previous dinosaur erotica: \u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003eI read this after getting it recommended on TikTok- my first mistake. -Henriette Weidemann \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis plot was wild... Honestly, it was a super fun read. Fast-paced and SO imaginative. -Amanda\u003cp\u003eThis neo-transcendentalist work of post-industrial inter-species romance starts off with a bang... it's silly, it's fun, and it takes itself exactly the right amount of seriously. -Mike\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome of the most cursed stuff I have read? Sign me up! Anything you could ever want from a dinosaur romance and then more. I was both horrified and amused the whole time. 10 out of 10 would read again. Lola Faust, I am obsessed with your mind. -Nicole Zimmerman\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it a highbrow piece of literature? No. -Ashton Sellers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell written and absolutely bonkers in the best way possible. -Sydnie \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis may be the most insane reading experience I've had but I'm craving so much more? -Amna\u003cp\u003eAn epic tale of love and bestiality that makes me confused why I read it. 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