{"title":"Matt Kracht","description":"Matt Kracht is a professional designer and art director based in Seattle who enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds.","products":[{"product_id":"the-field-guide-to-dumb-birds-of-north-america-paperback","title":"The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNational bestseller and fan favorite--as seen on \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Today Show\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e! This humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds is a perfect gift for the birder and anti-birder alike.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e For those who have a disdain for birds, or for bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and--let's face it--true. Featuring common North American birds such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous yet angry ink drawings. With \u003ci\u003eThe Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America\u003c\/i\u003e, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! \u003cp\u003eENTERTAINING AND EDUCATIONAL: This uproarious guide to all things wings includes migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and lessons on the ethics of birdwatching. Plus, each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePOPULAR AUTHOR: Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. Other hilarious titles from Matt include \u003ci\u003eThe Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eWorld\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eA Dumb Birds Field Guide to the Worst Birds Ever\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Big Dumb Bird Journal\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eOMFG, BEES!\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWELL REVIEWED: Critics recommend this laugh-out-loud funny spoof guide: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. \u003ci\u003eThe Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America\u003c\/i\u003e fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way.\"--\u003ci\u003eUncrate\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"There are a lot of great bird field identification guides, but after a day afield with \u003ci\u003eThe Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America\u003c\/i\u003e, you will never look at birds or birdwatching the same again.... You need this book if you want to lighten up your birdwatching.\"--\u003ci\u003eNorthwest Arkansas Democrat Gazette\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirdwatching and nature enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who think birds are creepy or annoying (and people who love birds but also enjoy a good laugh)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMother's Day and Father's Day gifts for bird-obsessed moms, dads, and grandparents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift givers seeking a fun birthday, holiday, or retirement present\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone looking for the ultimate coffee table book or bar-top conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51375561638111,"sku":"9781452174037","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/ErETEOkl9D9781452174037.webp?v=1789203739"},{"product_id":"a-dumb-birds-field-guide-to-the-worst-birds-ever-paperback","title":"A Dumb Birds Field Guide to the Worst Birds Ever - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA \u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e Bestseller\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAs seen on \u003ci\u003eThe Today Show\u003c\/i\u003e!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eProfessional birding amateur and national bestselling author Matt Kracht has had it with these goddamn birds. His new book is a warning, a field guide to help you identify and stay away from the absolute worst birds ever to plague planet Earth. Featuring an all-new scientific scale devised by the author that proves how awful birds really are.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e We can all agree--birds are terrible. They're stupid and won't shut up. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Featuring fifty of the absolute worst birds to fly the earth, Kracht identifies each of their most terrible qualities, details exactly why they suck, and shows you why with furious (but actually quite lovely) full-color drawings. Including all-new, all-worst fowl, such as: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The absolute waste of feathers Cruddy Turdstone (Ruddy Turnstone) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The utter a-hole Blank Staring-Eyes Flycrapper (Black Paradise Flycatcher) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e The outright loser Dowdy Woodfucker (Downy Woodpecker) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e And many more \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Even the author's previous bird takedown guides are no preparation for this hilariously harrowing collection of squawking, conceited, trash-eating, and even murderous idiots. The horror. The horror . . . \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLOVE BIRDS? HATE BIRDS?: For those who hate birds and for bird lovers everywhere with a sense of humor, this illustrated handbook is equal parts profane and funny, and--let's face it--true. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e BESTSELLING AUTHOR: Matt Kracht is the author of the bestselling Field Guide to Dumb Birds series, including \u003ci\u003eThe Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eThe Big Dumb Bird Journal\u003c\/i\u003e, and (in a startling turn of enthusiasm) \u003ci\u003eOMFG, BEES!\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e ENTERTAINING AND EDUCATIONAL: This uproarious guide to all things wings includes migratory maps, tips for bird identification, musings on the avian population and classification, and more. Plus, each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e TRULY THE WORST BIRDS---A MUST-HAVE GUIDE: Even if you're familiar with the winged disasters from Matt's previous guidebook\/warnings, buckle up. From the introduction: \u003cbr\u003e \"Birds are TERRIBLE. I have spent years, YEARS, of my life studying birds. Watching them. Analyzing their behaviors. Determining their 'contributions' to the world. I am an expert, so believe me when I tell you this: Birds are horrible people. And the birds included in THIS book are, by far, the worst of the lot. Of all the shit-eating birds that I've had the misfortune to catalog over the course of my career as a scientist and professional bird critic, THESE birds take the absolute SHIT-CAKE!\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e GREAT GIFT FOR BIRD LOVERS: Pair with \u003ci\u003eThe Field Guide to Dumb Birds Sticker Book\u003c\/i\u003e to create the perfect present for full-on bird experts and amateur birders alike. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Birdwatching and nature enthusiasts \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e People who think birds are creepy or annoying (and people who love birds but also enjoy a good laugh) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Anyone looking for the ultimate coffee table book or bar-top conversation starter \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Gift givers seeking a fun, quirky gift for their favorite bird enthusiast or animal lover \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51375579758815,"sku":"9781797232751","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/7NLdXbERgz9781797232751.webp?v=1789203780"},{"product_id":"the-field-guide-to-dumb-birds-of-the-whole-stupid-world-paperback","title":"The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis must-have sequel to the bestselling parody book \u003ci\u003eThe Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America\u003c\/i\u003e proves that all birds are fascinating, wonderful, idiotic jerks--no matter where in the world they reside.\u003c\/b\u003e \"Full of NSFW names and descriptions for different species that'll have you LOL-ing even if you never actually go looking for said birds IRL.\"--\u003ci\u003eBuzzfeed\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Following in the tracks of the first uproarious and beloved bird book in the series, this hilarious sequel ventures beyond to identify the stupidest birds around the world. Featuring birds from North and South America, Africa, Asia, Europe, and Oceania, author Matt Kracht identifies the dumb birds that manage to live all over the freaking place with snarky yet accurate names and humorous, anger-filled drawings. Offering a balance of fact and wit, this uproarious profanity-laden handbook will appeal to hardcore birders and casual bird lovers (and haters) alike. ENTERTAINING AND EDUCATIONAL: This laugh-out-loud funny spoof guide to all things wings includes a matching game, a bird descriptor checklist, and tips on how to identify a bird (you can tell a lot by looking into a bird's eyes, for example). Plus, each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e POPULAR AUTHOR: Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. 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It also makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, retirement, or gag gift.Perfect for: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Birdwatching and nature enthusiasts \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e People who think birds are creepy or annoying (and people who love birds but also enjoy a good laugh) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Anyone looking for the ultimate coffee table book or bar-top conversation starter \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Gift givers seeking a fun, quirky gift for their favorite bird enthusiast or animal lover \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51375586541791,"sku":"9781797212272","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/tQ49MSydSW9781797212272.webp?v=1789203796"},{"product_id":"omfg-bees-bees-are-so-amazing-and-youre-about-to-find-out-why-paperback","title":"Omfg, Bees!: Bees Are So Amazing and You're about to Find Out Why - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGuess what: Bees are incredible. If you don't think so, you're wrong; but you're also in luck! Extreme bee enthusiast and bestselling author Matt Kracht is here to set the record straight with this helpful guidebook to all things bees.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Are you ready for the ultimate bee book? With lighthearted watercolor and ink drawings, humorous quips, lists, and musings, \u003ci\u003eOMFG, BEES!\u003c\/i\u003e will show you just how important these esteemed bee-list celebrities really are. (Hint: We can't live without them.) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Delving into various bee topics, from distinguishing between bees and \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e bees (very crucial), to exploring the absolute wonder that is bee behavior (they do a coded dance directing their bee friends to food, for crying out loud!), to divulging the mind-blowing bee-magic behind honey making (within some extremely intricate and precisely constructed hexagonal honeycomb, no big deal), and more, Kracht's ode to bees paints a charming and enthusiastic picture of our favorite pollinators. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Bee-autiful full-color illustrations fill these pages that playfully and earnestly examine different kinds of bees, from the honeybee to the teddy bear bee, providing unbelievably cool facts about bees and reasons why they deserve a lot more credit as well as our appreciation and advocacy. 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