{"product_id":"a-useless-book-hardcover","title":"A Useless Book - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAndrew Robert Abel\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Useless Book\u003c\/strong\u003e is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It \u003cem\u003epretends\u003c\/em\u003e to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade-up reviews (for fun): -\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Readers Indigestion Digest\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"My chair enjoyed it more than I did.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Better Homes \u0026amp; Bookends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - The Zoological Missed-it Monthly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Parenting Panic Quarterly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Aquatic Book Review \u0026amp; Snacks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - IQ Not Included\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - The London Foghorn\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Forgetful \u0026amp; Free Newsletter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"If I could unread it, I would. Twice.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Amnesia Weekly\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 34\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 04, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51453365944543,"sku":"9798989431663","price":27.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/TjoFdfGY5M9798989431663.webp?v=1790304712","url":"https:\/\/blackandbarhe.com\/products\/a-useless-book-hardcover","provider":"Black \u0026 Barhe Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}