{"product_id":"no-one-likes-a-screaming-banshee-a-gentlemans-guide-to-not-scaring-girls-away-paperback","title":"No One Likes a Screaming Banshee: A Gentleman's Guide to Not Scaring Girls Away - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eHolly Symons\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo one likes a screaming banshee. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEspecially not girls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet's be real, teen boys don't come with an instruction manual. Until now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo One Likes a Screaming Banshee: A Gentleman's Guide to Not Scaring Girls Away\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud handbook to not being a walking red flag every young man needs (and every mum, sister, girlfriend, or mate wishes they had on hand).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll find 20 hilarious chapters covering the basics from showers, socks, and deodorant to dating, texting, and not roaring like a dinosaur to get attention. It's not Shakespeare, but it might just save you from a tragic love story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with sarcasm, savage truth bombs, and surprisingly useful advice, this is the ultimate funny gift book for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTeen boys who need a clue (spoiler: all of them) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParents who are tired of repeating \"use soap\" 500 times \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGirlfriends, sisters, and mates who want a relatable and slightly savage laugh \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause here's the cheat code: respect, self-awareness, and basic hygiene will get you further than 100 flexed selfies ever will.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead it. Laugh at it. Learn from it. And for the love of all that is holy, wash your socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 76\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.16 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 12, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51409593106655,"sku":"9781923567641","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/Y6TzcueMlx9781923567641.webp?v=1789620684","url":"https:\/\/blackandbarhe.com\/products\/no-one-likes-a-screaming-banshee-a-gentlemans-guide-to-not-scaring-girls-away-paperback","provider":"Black \u0026 Barhe Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}