{"product_id":"not-exactly-stealin-paperback","title":"Not Exactly Stealin' - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's Stealing Time!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's Charleston, South Carolina, in the '90s. The old ways are on life support, living on stolen time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeautiful Dale Ralston has finally had enough of her cheating husband, Collier, a state senator, rabid collector of Civil War manuscripts, and general douchebag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCollier is out of the house, but what does Dale do with a collection that is entirely stolen?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone has the same idea: They should have it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCollier's sister Rannie, the meanest lawyer in Charleston, sees it patching the spending tsunami of her rapacious mother and dingbat sister.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA college boy wannabe hitman pitches it as business diversification to the Dixie Mafia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe sassy maid Tamzie sold a slave diary to Collier cheap and has wised up. She sees it as a trade-up ticket from her gangsta boyfriend to a college archivist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd there's a mysterious stranger in town nosing around who may be . . . well, who knows?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe result is mayhem and malicious malarkey out the wazoo. Everyone's stealing something, and someone's going to end up dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68347044724959,"sku":"9781968455033","price":28.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/8958\/4607\/files\/inEx17Admb9781968455033.webp?v=1793364703","url":"https:\/\/blackandbarhe.com\/products\/not-exactly-stealin-paperback","provider":"Black \u0026 Barhe Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}