Beast Be Gone, Throne of Games: An Unofficial Parody - Paperback

by A. L. Billington (Author), A. L. Billington (Illustrator)

When you play the throne of games, you either win... or sulk because you rolled a one.

Beast Be Gone pest control has been summoned to the palace to deal with a basement basilisk infestation. Unfortunately, the monsters are spreading upward. Courtiers are turning up dead, rival houses are scheming, and the kingdom is on the brink of war.

With the help of the Knight's Watch, an ancient order sworn to protect The King, Eric, his apprentice Rose, the sorceress Xenixala, and Skwee the goblin uncover a web of conspiracies that threatens the entire realm, while answering some of fantasy's greatest questions...

Are goblins actually people? If a noble house motto involves skinning people alive, are they obviously evil? Does anyone truly know the difference between a stoat and a weasel? Will anyone remember all the family sigils?

A comedy packed with murder, creatures, plotting, and unqualified heroes, Throne of Games continues the adventures of Beast Be Gone while remaining a standalone entry to the series.

Suitable for adults, YA and teens. Available in Kindle, ebook and paperback.