How To Time your Sewing Machine: And Make Sure Your Wife Will Stay With You Forever! - Paperback

The Sewing Machine is a woman's pride and joy. No one knows why. It just is. Except when it is missing stitches, breaking needles and making a knot that no sword could ever cut. The person who is able to time a sewing machine, to make it work again, will never go hungry or lack female companionship. It is a woman's belief that she can sew, its in her genes. But it is also in this book. No machine can work well without being in tune, without being timed. Just like a car, they have to be, or it is agony to hear the machine in pain. Get her timed, mate.