I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) - Hardcover

by Darcy Miller (Author)

Being a teenager bites--literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.

• Find a prom dress I don't hate
• Spend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even more amazing best friend Sarita)
• Maybe try not to flunk history class

• Babysitting a newborn vampire--who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra
• Fighting off my ex-boyfriend--who did I mention is immortal?
• And generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem

Author Biography

Darcy Miller is the author of several children's books, including Roll and Margot and Mateo Save the World. Her Strangeville School series has appeared on multiple state awards lists and been praised by Kirkus Reviews as "wonderfully weird and extremely entertaining." I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) is Darcy's first novel for teens. She lives in Wisconsin with her two children, her librarian husband, and way too many pets.