No Ifs, Ands, or Butts

No Ifs, Ands, or Butts - Hardcover

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No Ifs, Ands, or Butts - Hardcover

No Ifs, Ands, or Butts - Hardcover

by Megan Woodward
$20.50
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Book Overview

by Megan Woodward (Author), Janelle Wahren (Illustrator)

The unforgettable story of a bear, a squirrel, two rams, a pig, a pirate, an astronaut, a talking taco...and their butts.

It's tough to tell a nice, polite story when the characters won't cooperate. With wordplay on every page (and butts on most of the pages), this book will have readers roaring with laughter as its narrator desperately struggles to wrangle its unruly cast into staying on script.

Number of Pages: 32
Dimensions: 0.38 x 10.16 x 8.28 IN
Publication Date: October 08, 2026
ISBN9780807557006
Author Megan Woodward
PublisherAlbert Whitman & Company
GenreChildren
FormatHardcover
PublishedOctober 2026
LanguageENG- English
Pages32
Weight1.0 lb
Target AudienceKids
Print SizeStandard Print

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About Megan Woodward

As a child, Megan Woodward lived and traveled all over the world, but always felt at home with her head in a book. She's a comedy screenwriter and a freelance writer and editor, but her true love is writing for kids. This Book Is Definitely Not Cursed is her debut picture book. She lives with her son and two cats in Portland, Oregon, where it rains all the time, but never on her parade.

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