Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 2: Six More Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters

Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 2: Six More Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters - Paperback

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Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 2: Six More Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters

Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 2: Six More Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters - Paperback

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Book Overview

Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is clear: love is real.

But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex or romance. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle.

NOT POUNDED BY SELF-DOUBT BECAUSE I CAN DO ANYTHING I SET MY MIND TO

ABSOLUTELY NO THOUGHTS OF POUNDING DURING MY FUN DAY WITH THIS KIND T-REX BECAUSE I'M AROMANTIC AND ASEXUAL AND THAT'S A WONDERFULLY VALID WAY OF PROVING LOVE IS REAL

NOT POUNDED BY THE CONSPIRACY THEORY THAT I JUST SHARED ONLINE BECAUSE IT'S NOT REAL

NOT POUNDED BY ROMANCE WRANGLERS OF AMERICA BECAUSE THEIR NEW LEADERSHIP IS FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID

NOT POUNDED BY ANYTHING WHILE I PRACTICE RESPONSIBLE SOCIAL DISTANCING

NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SOMEONE ELSE'S DOUBT IN MY PLACE ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM BECAUSE DENYING SOMEONE'S PERSONAL JOURNEY AND IDENTITY LIKE THAT IS INCREDIBLY RUDE SO NO THANKS
ISBN9798727946916
Author Chuck Tingle
PublisherIndependently Published
GenreLiterature
FormatPaperback
PublishedMarch 2021
LanguageENG- English
Pages76
Weight1.0 lb
Target AudienceAdults
Print SizeStandard Print

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Queer lit, music, art, philosophy, fiction — stories for every kind of soul. Come as ye are, matey.

About Chuck Tingle

CHUCK TINGLE is the USA Today bestselling author of Camp Damascus, Bury Your Gays, and Straight. His books have been finalists for the Bram Stoker and CALIBA Golden Poppy Award. He is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Tingle was born in Home of Truth, Utah and now lives in Los Angeles, California. Tingle writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Tingle is true, but the important parts are.

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