Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 3: Six More Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters

Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 3: Six More Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters - Paperback

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Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 3: Six More Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters
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Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 3: Six More Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters - Paperback

Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 3: Six More Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters - Paperback

by Chuck Tingle
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Book Overview

Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is clear: love is real.

But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex or romance. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle.

NOT POUNDED BY THE ADMITTEDLY HANDSOME SENTIENT FIREWORK DISPLAY BECAUSE HE REALLY FREAKS OUT MY DOG

NOT POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY TWITTER SUSPENSION BECAUSE IT WAS REVERSED

NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF BISEXUAL GATEKEEPING BECAUSE IT'S SUPER GROSS AND IF YOU DO IT YOU'RE NOT THE HERO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU'RE ACTUALLY JUST A JERK

JUST KIND OF IGNORING THIS SAD LONESOME T-REX WHO IS SCREAMING "DEBATE ME" FROM HIS FOLDING CHAIR NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF CHUCK TINGLE'S TRADITIONAL PUBLISHING DEAL BECAUSE HE WRITES ABOUT MORE THAN JUST POUNDING HOWEVER IF THIS BOOK WAS ABOUT POUNDING THAT WOULD BE OKAY TOO BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SEXUALITY IN ART

MY POOL GETS ME WET IN A COMPLETELY PLATONIC WAY AND NOW WE ARE CLOSE FRIENDS
ISBN9798353878650
Author Chuck Tingle
PublisherIndependently Published
GenreLiterature
FormatPaperback
PublishedSeptember 2022
LanguageENG- English
Pages78
Weight1.0 lb
Target AudienceAdults
Print SizeStandard Print

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About Chuck Tingle

CHUCK TINGLE is the USA Today bestselling author of Camp Damascus, Bury Your Gays, and Straight. His books have been finalists for the Bram Stoker and CALIBA Golden Poppy Award. He is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Tingle was born in Home of Truth, Utah and now lives in Los Angeles, California. Tingle writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Tingle is true, but the important parts are.

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