President Me - Paperback

Imagine a world where New York Times bestselling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can't do it? You don't have to! Adam has done it for you!

Podcast king Adam Carolla first shared his unique, but always funny world view in his New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks--but he's not done.

In President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no "service dogs" on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam's, much better.

• Political Satire: Step inside the Carolla administration, where every department--from Transportation to Agriculture--gets a much-needed, hilarious overhaul.
• A Common-Sense Platform: Carolla applies his signature "stupid or liar" logic to the nation's biggest problems, offering brutally honest solutions you won't hear from any other politician.
• No More Narcissism: Discover President Carolla's plan to end the "me, me, me" culture, from the phonies on Wall Street to the "service dogs" on your flight.
• Rants on Modern Life: From the absurdity of hotel alarm clocks to the tragedy of bad music, no modern annoyance is safe from President Me's executive orders.

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It's time to get it together, America.
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(You're welcome in advance.)

Ban Bare Feet
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Frak You, Greenpeace
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Stew and Casserole '15
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Not in My America!
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Occupy a Job, You Lazy Hipsters
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