Santa Claus Vampyre Slayer - Paperback

The gentle snowfall settling over the sleepy coastal town of South Rich promises the beginning of another Christmas Eve. Holiday lights twinkle in the darkness, stockings are hung by the chimney with care, and, in bedrooms across town, vampires feast on the blood of the innocent. Wait, what? It's true. For Christmas this year, South Rich is getting an infestation of the bloodthirsty undead, lead by ancient vampire, Victor Kroll. Only one hero can drive out the darkness. Only one brave soul can save South Rich's children from becoming a vampiric Yuletide feast. He's fat, he's jolly, he's got a belly like a bowlful of jelly, and Victor Kroll's name is at the top of his Naughty List. Join Santa, his trusty elf, Elmont, and Snowman as they join forces with Christmas-loving Howard Buttley to battle the forces of darkness and save South Rich from a menace Santa thought he'd eliminated from the world centuries ago. You'd better watch out, Kroll. You'd better not cry. You'd better not pout and I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town, and he's got a sharpened candy cane stake gift-wrapped just for you.