Suck It: The Artemis Necklace Series - Paperback

I'm Vianne Vanator and I'm an alcoholic. And, apparently, a vampire hunter.

Turns out I'm the descendant of a famous female vampire hunter. However, without a magical necklace, I don't have the same abilities my ancestor did to annihilate bloodsuckers and other supernatural beings that go bump in the night.

The problem is, I didn't know any of this until vampires tried to kill me, a vampire hunter saved me from them only to then kidnap me, and I accidentally made a deal with a hellhound.

Not exactly the day I expected when I went to work this morning.

If I want to continue having a pulse, I need to stay one step ahead of the vampires and beat them to finding the Artemis Necklace. Luckily, I'm being helped by a pushy hellhound (who might also be okay with ripping me to shreds) and a veteran vampire hunter (who, ahem, kidnapped me).

Yup. This is gonna go great.

Suck It follows Vianne as she learns about her family's history as vampire hunters, comes to terms with a world full of supernatural creatures, and discovers that many of those creatures want nothing better than to see her dead.