The Strange Metamorphosis of Zachary Warren - Paperback

by Joe Randazzo (Author)

POWZAK(doxazine, methylthiazide, speedizone, mortrate, silphocane)PowZak will lower your ability to live a normal life. You willbe transported into another dimension, not wholly of this Earth.PowZak can cause serious side-effects that are not yet fully understood.PowZak must never be brought to market for the American public.PowZak has not been approved by the FDA. It has been secretlydeveloped by one man, for his own purposes

Author Biography

Joe Randazzo can fluently read, speak, and write in 117 different languages. He can play first chair on every instrument in a symphony orchestra. He has memorized, word for word, every online entry on Wikipedia. Mr. Randazzo can still run a hundred-meter dash in under seven seconds, and can give you the name and precise location of every visible star in the Milky Way Galaxy. He constantly annoys and chases his poor wife, Rita, who has had to lock herself in her closet on several occasions. Joe Randazzo believes in the transformative power of love, and the rejuvenating effects of a truly fine pizza. He is the author of eight previous books. He and Rita live in South Burlington, Vermont.